what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
please no
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Things that come to me when trying to remember something from my notes on a test.
i swear to god i’ll be sitting in the middle of my english exam tomorrow trying to remember a random fucking shakespearean quote or something and this fucking post will be all i’m able to think about godfuckingdammit i hate this site
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so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
(via nippled)
Miguel crotch slams fan during his BMA performance.
you know she dead
an open letter to yahoo
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
(via aduhm)
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
(via zedeath)
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
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